December 2011
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me: you're so fucking hot please do me jesus take the wheel have my babies!!!!!!!
real life
me: uh hi you have a uh wait what uh nice uh nevermind bye
Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
Daniel Radcliffe: Ahem.
Rupert Grint: Hey.
Emma Watson: Hi.
Evanna Lynch: Lovely weather we're having.
Matthew Lewis: What's up, guys?
Bonnie Wright: Hello.
Tom Felton: Booyah.
James and Oliver Phelps: Did somebody call us?
Alan Rickman: Good day.
J.K. Rowling: LOL.
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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